Thursday, July 28, 2011

Thursday Update #3

Happy Thursday all! First I just wanted to let you all know that you can still vote for my short story 'Existence' over at Heather Howland's blog.

Next, I was featured over at Emily Moir's blog with my worst date horror story.

This week (okay it happened in the last two weeks) I was given another award from Taylor at Duely Noted and tagged in a meme from Cherie at Ready. Write. Go. I've decided the two honors should be combined (just like Cherie combined her meme's) so for the award specifics I'm going to answer meme questions. Sound good? Okay, let's get this party started.

1. Are you a HOT rutabaga? Describe yourself in two words.

You know, I actually had to look up what a rutabaga was. I knew it was food, but... #CulinaryFail

2. When was the last time you ate lion meat?

I've heard that it's rather tasty with baked rutabaga. I wonder what would recommend?

3. Upload a heartwarming picture that makes you smile.

This is my princess, with a golf ball.

4. What songs would be playing when you go back in time to beat the crap out of someone, and who, may I ask, would be this someone unfortunate enough to be in your time traveling dimensional line?

Oh man, I don't really believe in violence so here's a song that makes me happy instead :)

5. Name one habit you want to change in yourself because it makes people plot your demise.

Didn't I talk about this yesterday??

6. How many goats, stacked atop one another like Yertle's Turtles, would it take to reach the moon?

That depends on whether or not we are talking about giant goats or miniature ones. But I think I'd just rather go with one Goat who is already trained for space flight, why hassle with the staking?

8. Where da muffin top at?

Remember that episode of Seinfeld? Okay I'm not gunna go there...

9. Do you have nicknames?

Wait, nick-what? I'm am so not understanding this question.

10. What the fudge were you thinking as you were doing this?

Maybe it is possible to talk my way around everything.

Tagging Time!

It's been a while since I've tagged anyone so here are a few new blogs I really enjoy -

1. The East Coaster @ Published in a year

2. Kathleen @ Writing, Reading, and Life

3. Emily @ Get busy Writing

4. Lynn(e) @ The submission process

Pick a funky nickname for #1 - is the East Coaster not funny enough? How about 'coasting on the east'? Okay I give up.

Write a rhyme for #2:
Kathleen you are so mean
your writing is so clean
I can't really rhyme
So I'll cop out this time...

Leave a lovey-dovey message for #3: Emily, your blog is so pretty and I envy your lovely cheek bones. Plus you leave beautiful comments everywhere I look :)

#4 dreams about... I'll take a shot in the dark, Harry Potter??

You guys can take the award, or the meme, or do whatever you please :)


Chantele Sedgwick said...

Hilariousness! Ha ha ha! ;)

Emily R. King said...

Lol! You are so funny, Jen. Thanks for the award! I've never received an envious comment about my cheek bones before. Thanks!

Kathleen Doyle said...

Wow!! My first award=) I'm honored it came from you=)
Love the answers to the meme! What is a rutabaga anyway?

The East Coaster said...

Awww,you're so sweet! Thanks for my first reward. I feel all yummy and gushy inside.

And uh, I'll split the price of sending a rutabga to Kathleen lol

Caitlin Vincent said...

Haha! Lion meat with baked rutabaga. Sounds like the newest culinary masterpeice ;)

Lyn Midnight said...

Yay! You did tagawards too! *hugs* You crack me up. Don't worry, I bet you know lots more about cooking than me. And oh, she's so cute! What was she doing with the golf ball? lol

J. A. Bennett said...

I live behind a golf course, we have them in abundance!

genelempp said...

Very fun, Jen :)

Congrats on the the blog award!

Donna K. Weaver said...

Love the picture of your princess. Sweet.

Maxabella said...

Wow, you're on fire! Congrats on the awards and I definitely think you can talk your way out of whatever comes your way! x

cherie said...

Yay, Jen!!! Your little princess is SOOOO CUTE! Like mama, right? ;)

Thanks for being brave and doing the meme! I lurves you <3 :D

P.S. Sorry it took me so long to comment. I actually read this when I saw the link on Twitter but haven't been able to comment. Ive been up to my neck in chores (toilet scrubbing, anyone? I guess it's what I get for procrastinating LOL!) :)

Lynn(e) Schmidt said...

Thank you for the shout out :)

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