Goats, and Panites, and Chocolate, oh my!

I made the mistake last week of asking the #goatposse what they were all about. They responded by hog tying me to the ground and telling me that I must participate in the #EVILpanymeme if I ever wanted to see my secret stash of chocolate again.



After yelling "Uncle" three times they let me go. To make up for it they gave me some super cool goat bling.





Oh wait, how did that get there? I meant this goat bling -





Anyway, I can't legally be in possession of such awesomeness without going through with the flogging of evilness. If I'm found carrying said bling, the cops are going to take all the chocolate out of my local grocery stores.



Then I'll have to drive forty minutes to the nearest city to get my fix. Since I can't endanger my small town in such a manner, I'm going through with it.



What do you call your panties/underwear/undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?



I'm kinda vintage (that's a good way of saying old-fashioned) so I stick to underwear. (What is that under there?... there... no under there... Ha! I bet I made you say underwear.)



Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in your underwear?



Hummmm... nope sorry. I have, however, dreamed of killer crabs. True story.



What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?



Have you seen those Victoria Secret jewel encrusted bras? That looks totally uncomfortable. Who wants rocks riding up their butt?



If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?



Pink, just becasue I'm all happy like that.



Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?



You know, the only concert I've been to of someone "famous" is 'N Sync (I was there for free, don't judge) and there was plenty of panting throwing going on without my encouragement. I only like to go see indie bands live becasue you know their gunna rock it! But still, throwing panties is gross.



You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?



I totally stay on top of my laundry, what are you insinuating?? *snicker*



Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?



What the heck are Underoos? Do I seriously want to know? That name frightens me.



If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?



Property of Jennie Bennett becasue I don't want anyone stealing my underwear. The days of the week would be pretty cool to.



How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?



I've heard that Cherie at Ready. Write. Go. has a lot of experience in this area. So, I guess my answer is one, tee hee!

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Okay, I am so glad I got that done. Junior Mints are calling me.